Showing posts with label Smoke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smoke. Show all posts

Saturday, October 01, 2011

On your knees, boy


Get down on your knees, boy.
I want you down on your knees.
You ready to worship your Muscle God?
Yah...
Hm–mmm.
Yah.


You still staring at me, mutherfukker?
I don't like to be stared at.
You like what you see?
I know I do.


What a Hot Fukkin' Man.
Oh yah...
Why don't cha get over here and lick my leather, man?
C'me 'ere and taste my leather.
Yah...
Get down here and lick my boots, muthafukkah.
Yah...
There you go.
Work your way up, boy.
Hm-mm...
Yah...
Sniff under my balls.
Hm-mm...
There ya' go...
Hm-mm.


Soon I'm gonna shove my fukkin' dick in your mouth, boy.
Yah...
Oh yah...
That's some goddam fukkin crotch, mutherfukkah.
Hm-mm...
Yah...
Oh yah.


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Saturday, October 23, 2010

Cigar play











SARGE WOLF ON CELLBLOCK DUTY DESK.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

CigarTop's Top Cigars



After twenty years of long, hard cigar-sex experience I have finally settled on The Top's Top six cigars. Scored on flavour, looks and - most importantly - practicality, these hand-rolled hard-ons are the leaders in the pack, guaranteed to enhance your ego as you enjoy a slow skullfukk, hard ass-rape or a cigar-worshipper tonguing some large-gauge cigar ash off your boots. Or for simply braggin' with your buds at the bar, this is the Top Six for Top Sex:...

Number 6: Cohiba Genios



A tough-guy smoke for the experienced cigarman, these bootblack cigars give a buzz like a pistol-whip to the head, definitely a smoke to show-off with to your buds. Only the greediest cigar-slaves will manage your high-octane smoke and ash.

With their distinctive checker-board tubes sticking out of your Langlitz badge pocket, this Cuban contraband certainly shows you know your stuff - definitely a hard-man's 'gar. (Heard a Harley-rider would keep a Cohiba tube up his pillion-bitch's ass to keep it the right temperature for smoking. His boi would have to fish it out in the bar, after it had raped his prostate with every bump in the road.)

Number 5: Hoyo de Monterey Excalibur



A fine, smooth premium smoke, but readily available, with a high quality filler, and classy all-round appeal and recognisable band. Big enough to show who's the boss, but not too slow a burner. Incidentally, the first cigar I tried in a bar, given to me by a CHiP cop, so it's gotta be good. Popular with higher-ranking LEO's and Highway Patrol for cigar-breaks on the bike in a lay-by, and good for long fukking sessions (maybe at the same time!). Does not produce too much ash, so a quick flick - and back to action.

Number 4: Casablanca Magnum Maduro


Perhaps the most versatile cigar for the leatherman. Acceptable girth/gauge, leather-dark wrapper, plausible cock-length and strong but enjoyable flavour, with a lot of eye-catching smoke. Requires constant puffs and the occasional relight, nothing too much to distract from sex. With a 25-30 minute life, it's good for standing 'round braggin' with your buds with a cocksucker smokin' your dick while you shoot a quick load, without holding you back from your next vic. Too short for smoke-play - you wanna keep this sweet smoke to yourself.
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Number 3: Martinez Bazuka: El Monstruo 140


The Schwarzenegger smoke. This is a cigar on 'roids. Definitely one for showin' off at Smokeout, the Faultline patio, NYC Eagle roof, IGNITE at The Maxxx, or the Backstreet (London) Smoking Yard, even outside The Hoist (London) for the very arrogant. A big smoke for big men, requiring a month's bicep curls to build the strength to lift it - hell, lighting it takes the strength of two men and two or three matches at once! A small forest fire in itself, fire this big boi up and watch the smoke clear a space, leaving just the cigarworshippers behind. This jawbreaking, pumped-cock of a cigar is the perfect smoke for suffocating cigarslaves - though still a very high quality filler. Make 'em inhale and watch that fukka splutta...

Number 2: Casablanca Jeroboam Maduro



The Leatherman favourite, this classic cigar demands attention and an investment in time, it's cut 10 inches pack a smokey, macho gut-punch, with plenty of ash for any ash-pig to guzzle - my favourite for dropping a glowing ember from its long shaft into a kneeling pig. Good for mask work, complimenting a fine whisky in the Mess, and generally looking good, this Officer-class favourite is THE great all-rounder. (The boxes are handy too for keeping cash-slave money in too!).


Number 1: Martinez Bazuka 85

This cigar ticks every box, and the most sexually versatile smoke - although it's definitely a Top! With enough girth and length to satisfy for a whole night, this cigar can be savoured in the mouth with room to breath and grunt, leaving you hands free to hold a cold one AND a subskull, ass, leash, gasmask, etc. All the machismo of its bigger 'roided brother, but with brains and usefulness too. With two or three of these muthas stickin' out a ya Langlitz badge pocket, you WILL get the admiration of your buds and every cigarpig kneeling at your Dehners for some ash.








SARGE WOLF ON CELLBLOCK DUTY DESK.

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Cigar Night 04

Presentation

CHIEF blew smoke on the glowing embers of his cigar, hardly noticing the slaveskull blowing his 10 inches. CHIEF gestured to one of the tongueshines, who sat up on all fours. With its bootpolish-tongue still out CHIEF casually dropped the still glowing ash off his Methuselah into the human ashtray's mouth. "Ready MUIR?" the Commander shouted.

Immediately the lights went down. Sarge FLEX, who had been absent from the proceedings, appeared on stage, barechested but in still in breeches, and grabbed the ceiling mike.

"Gut evening COMMANDANT - men. Tonight we have a very special guest - Last night's Olympia champ Ray Butler will guest pose. In view of this special honour, if I could ask to put away your toys and behave HAHAHA."

The ranks of Officers grumbled, but realized the secret signal indicated was a civilian in their midst, and that nefarious activities, such as slave fucking, had to be suspended for an ulterior motive. Even CHIEF briefly unsheathed his cock from its skull-holster and forced it back into his cod, putting his gold-trimmed Cap over his pouch to hide the tent. And in the interests of deception, his three slaves standing up, briefly, by his sides. All the other Officers also removed their caps, to hide their decal.

Ray Butler, who had competed with FLEX many times, and beaten him twice at the Olympia, had heard a rumour that FLEX was a member of a biker gang, with its own gym. It was idle curiosity that had led him to agree to accept the handsome appearance fee. FLEX had met him at the door of the ordinary-looking building barechested and wearing leather biker pants with a funky-looking flap at the front. This did not put him off, as he had seen FLEX arrive at Gold's on his Hog wearing these, and nothing else, many times before.

In the smokey dark he could make rows of bikers, heavily uniformed like police, who looked big enough to be amateur builders, with barechested smaller guys standing next to them, some in posers - presumably straight from the in-house gym. Odd that all these guys smoked cigars. There was also a big biker guy sitting on the stage (maybe the leader of the gang?) with some other gym guys standing next to him (maybe other guest posers?).

"Maestro - musik, bitte". FLEX called, as the favourite posing music of all bodybuilders, the Krautrock Rammstein classic "Du Hast Mich" boomed out. Butler for an instant looked puzzled as FLEX chuckled to himself as the music started for Butler's freestyle routine....

Butler performed his routine in the black shiny leatherette posers he wore when he won the Olympia as a request from FLEX "so the guys really know you Mr Olympia HAHA". He was also asked not to oil up, as their would be no shower facilities.

In keeping with the all-male, testosteroned atmosphere, Butler performed a more macho rendition of his prize winning-routine, to loud roars from the bikers especially when he flexed his trade-mark barrel-chest lat-spread. But oddly he was more deafened by WOLF's whistles whenever he did a rear shot...

Halfway through the second rotation, Butler noticed out of the corner of his eye two guys come on the stage behind in what looked like riot police uniform. For a split-second he thought one was FLEX, wearing uniform, and carrying some rope...

Suddenly the spotlight went out. Butler heard the two cops rush him from behind and a powerful whack on his torso, as he was wrestled to the ground face down on the mat. Before he could move, his arms had been pulled behind his broad back as he felt the cold metal of cuffs on his wrists, and rope being rapidly tied round his shoulders arms and back As he kicked his legs, he felt them forced down and cold metal clamping his ankles. When he tried to shout out, he felt a metal gag snapped over his mouth, rendering him speechless. The 275 pound 5'10" Pro was pulled up to his feet, by the equally powerful cops.

When the lights came up the world-famous Pro was completely bound. In the audience he could see the bikers were actually some kind of police force, now all wearing peaked caps, and shades. And he thought he saw one with one of the naked guys blowing him.

Butler had been expertly roped by SARGE ACE in barely 1 minute flat. A nasty 4-legged spider gag had being swiftly inserted in the muscleman's spluttering mouth, which ACE had recently brought in from his sideline porn business. The Pro was trussed up in bastino, struggling desperately, unaccustomed to his musclemass being overpowered.

SARGE FLEX reached up for the mike. The meathead beamed from ear to ear.

"Not so big now, BLONDIE" roared FLEX, swaggerring up to the humiliated pro. FLEX's voice as different as he had a voice modifier in his riot mask - part of Cellblock Riot uniform: helmet, flak jacket, kevlar gauntlets, PR24, facemask, shades and Kalashnikov, badge hidden by a black leather patch.

"Won't be coming first now. Guess, what - I AM a bad loser boi" the psyched out riot cop growled through the mask. "I always thought you were a cheating buttboi, and now we will all see it BLONDIE."

Butler was turned round by SARGE ACE and OFFICER FREAK, the newest Officer from Russia - only 18 but already the same 275 pound mass of Butler.

"CHIEF, on behalf of the Command, I give you your presentation.". FLEX, ACE and FREAK saluted the big man on the throne. Butler was kicked to the floor in front of the Commander's boots.

"What hole would you like, BOSS?" Laughed FLEX. "And what one can I have...HAHAHA."

"I need a new fuckskull, FLEX" CHIEF smirked. The Pro's head was lifted of the mat. Butler saw the biker chief was wearing a peaked Officer cap. On demand, CHIEF punched his sheathed cock again through his cod-pouch slit. His frightening massive weapon stood cocked sticking out of his leather breeches, twitching and salivating hungrily with cock-spit.

CHIEF reached forward with a heavy gauntlet. And smiling down at his cheering posse, plunged stabbed the pro's skull with one hard cock-blow. The pro's muffled screams were drowned out by FLEX, FREAK and ACE's roars, as they stroked their cock meat ready for their part in the presentation rape. One by one, the cops fukked the world-famous pro.

When the ritual was finished, the bound muscleman was put to a final, humiliating use.

"ACE, pull the panels from under CHIEF's throne," SARGE MUIR called over the intercom. A low, flat cage had been built in the podium under CHIEF's throne. The mumbling bodybuilder was unceremoniously bundled in head first like a dog.

"You can keep him there ready for when YOU want to fuck him CHIEF!" laughed FLEX. The Commander was truly sitting on top of the (MR) World....

Two punchbags were lowered from the ceiling....CHIEF was invited to try out some right hooks. After five minutes., the bags were unzipped, revealing the two heavily-muscled, bruised pain-pigs., tumbling onto the mat.

"Our newest Officer FREAK's tribute". MUIR announced. Some of the SARGE's upstaged, thought they best keep an eye on the young giant..."

SARGE WOLF ON CELLBLOCK DUTY DESK.

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Cigar Night 03

Commander's Presentation

The music remained low, as the gathered Officers counted their spoils, and bragged to each other, as they multi-fukked the various ca$h$laves who had just presented tribute

Fresh whiskies and cigars were ordered in readiness for Sarge Muir's Commander presentation. This took the form of a live demonstration.

The partition opened again, the light almost completely blocked out by COMMANDER "CHIEF" SCHULZ's leathered mass. All Officers stood to attention, kicking their subs out of the way, and unsheathing their cocks out of the fuckstools.

The Station Commander walked through his command of saluting Officers, and shook gauntlets with his Sergeants. "At ease, men."

CHIEF made his way to the boxing platform at the back of the gym area, the steps creaked under his 300 pounds of muscle, leather and steel. CHIEF took his place on his throne which had been moved, from his private playspace in the basement, and signalled for a cigarslave.

Three naked massive muscleslaves climbed up to CHIEF, and knelt before him. The first offered CHIEF's box of custom-made, limited-edition 140 Bazukas for his inspection. CHIEF took one out, savoured the aroma, and handed it to a second kneeling slave, who prepared the end with an large-gauge gold cutter. Bowing its head, the kneeling slave offered up the trimmed cigartribute to its Commanding officer who, putting the cigar in his bearded mouth, signalled for the third kneeling slave to stretch up to light the thick stogie with double matches, as CHIEF rolled the costly cigar in HIS lips, puffing out noxious blue fumes.

With a single motion of a gloved finger, two slaves then dropped to CHIEF's boots, greedily licking the edges of his gleaming size 13s, as the third assumed its position, face-first between its COMMANDERS breeches, opened mouth ready, close to CHIEF's already tenting pouch bulge. Entirely through practised cock-control, CHIEF's bloated cockhammer fully pumped up and punched its way through the access slit in his leather cod-pouch, the cock-helmet fisting the waiting pussymouth.

CHIEF had spent hours side-by-side with SARGE FLEX in front of the gym mirrors practising cock control as part of their posing routines.

This cockslave had been purchased especially at the last Cellblock slave auction for the cock-capacity of its throat, gag-reflex control and fellation technique.

Cocked and loaded, CHIEF gestured he was ready for HIS presentation and what Sarge MUIR had devised for the entertainment of the Command.

SARGE 'WOLF' MACK ON CELLBLOCK DUTY DESK.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Up in smoke























CELLBLOCK DUTY DESK.